Saturday, May 15, 2010

Could I take on R2D2 in a fight?

He ran over my begonias this morning, and then chirped something obscene to my kids as they were waiting for the school bus. I am SO ready to spin that little milk-jug of a robot senseless, I tells ya!

Could I take on R2D2 in a fight?
Now, now… fighting is not the answer. Let’s see if we can work this out like civilized hu…. er… uhm, like civilized mechanical beings with a bit of old-fashioned dialogue...





AtD: ex-TER-min-ATE?





R2D2: Beep boop burple beep boop?





AtD: EX-TER-min-ATE!?





R2D2: Boo beep beep boople beep beep boop?





AtD: EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!





R2D2: Beebeeep burpleboop boop beep…





Whoooooooooooa... I can't BELIEVE he went THERE!


I take it all back, Dalek… mop the floor with that rusty chirping trashcan!
Reply:You're my hero! Report It

Reply:Wait wait wait... are talking original trilogy R2 or crappy new trilogy R2? Not that it reall matters, you can decimate either of them, but the newer one owes me money...
Reply:I'm sure it was just an accident on R2's part. Please don't hurt him - I've always thought he was so cuuuuute...
Reply:Oh you would smoke that droid...in a fair fight... All he could do afterwards is spin in circles and go beep beep beep... Meanwhile, if things got bad for you, you could zap your self to five minutes before, and just finsh it quicker than you were going to, and exterminate that overblown garbage can, with your tried and true plunger thingey....My money is on you Alek!!!!
Reply:I think ya could. Watch out though, he might pull some freaky ninja crap on ya.
Reply:Sure, just pull out the little midget from inside, and he's history.
Reply:YES!


I can see it now ...


-SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY-





The Little Blue Beeper


Vs.


The EX-TER-MI-NAT-ING Sweeper!!





Now we just need a venue ... and a tagline. How about:


"The Thriller in Corellia"


"The Froth in Hoth"


"The Bender in Endor"


"The War-O in Skaro"


"The Panic in Zanak"
Reply:yes
Reply:Ohhhhh , I tell ya , his Star Status has really gone to his head !!


Who does he think he is ,,,,,, " OJ " or somebody !! Ughhhhh !!
Reply:I just took out Big Bird and then kicked around Oscar the Grouch. You can do it bro!!
Reply:Provided you got in before the little rust bucket squawked you stupid.


Rose P.
Reply:Yes you could Dalek. You have the technologically advanced plunger-arm thingy. With this you can push all his little servo buttons and crush his mother board, plus I read where you can fire some Irish news man's head right at his shiny dome....you know...EXTERMINATE! If all else fails, get the pickles, chutney, and gourmet mustard out and start lobbing...I got your back husband! HE is SO salvage yard material!
Reply:Yes you could
Reply:That bleeping tin can has no weapons ,take him out !


But please give me his projector eye thingy .


My collection of Adult videos could use some 3D imagery !


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