So, I was visiting my Uncle Burt at the hospital the other night and realizing I'd forgotten the flowers, I...

...plucked some begonias from the hospital's entrance. "You shouldn't do that," growled the groundskeeper. I apologized then vaporized him. This caused the rest of the staff to run screaming out of the building, save for some young, impressionable candy-striper who had some kind of odd Dalek fetish. She suggested we retreat to the janitor's closet to "play Doctor".





"The Doc-TOUR is the ENEMY of the DAL-EKS" I reminded her.





"I love it when you talk like that, you big metal brute", she cooed.





2.5 rapturous minutes later, we were soaking in the afterglow, when she offered a post-coitus smoke. I declined. Instead, we found a big sheet of bubble wrap and a box of expired lightbulbs, which we went about popping and smashing.





THAT's when the custodian (who'd been sitting next to us this whole time, on his lunch break) told us we were in a veteran's hospital, and many were suffering relapses due to our antics.





That's when I remembered Uncle Burt!!





Has anyone seen him lately?

So, I was visiting my Uncle Burt at the hospital the other night and realizing I'd forgotten the flowers, I...
... look closer at that janitor.. look in his eyes!! HE IS YOUR UNCLE BURT!!!
Reply:i would check yourself out for tracking devices....and watch out for a tardis if i was you...and your uncle was never registered at that hospital....
Reply:They discharged him 3 weeks ago. Where have you been?
Reply:Nope haven't seen Uncle Burt lately,


But good luck with the chick! lol!





Funny story by the way. . . .
Reply:Uncle Burt got anxious and went for a beer.
Reply:Yup, he went out for a latte.
Reply:yep he came to my house yesterday smoking a joint so i rented him a room that ok ??
Reply:I had Uncle Burt stuffed and mounted. He looks great next to the elk and pronghorn antelope heads above the fireplace.
Reply:uncle burt is running away with his big tummy and trying to get a lil air in a wide alley...
Reply:Uncle Burt was discharged later that day, You took to long.
Reply:Yes. He took the opportunity to sneak out of the hospital and is now at the house of his old girl friend. You will know who that is of course. Go find him and help him get some vapour going
Reply:he ran away because u didnt send him flowers or visit him....u were playing with a nurse.