My new "poem" about New Year's dreams of FORCED resolutions and things gone away?

I was dreaming my bed was on fire


Woke up with an unlit cigarette clenched in my teeth


Happy Feckin new year everybody


Why oh why did I decide to quit





I was dreaming about a big fat spleef


Hiking through trails talking to trees


Woke up with my potted begonia in the bed next to me


Quitting is for quitters or so it may seem





Dreamed I was a monk in a beautiful temple


Surrounded by gorgeous half naked nuns


I was shocked awake by stupid alarm clock


Singing "son you know you can’t get none"





Dreams of cows and sheep in a pasture


BBQ racks strapped to their feet


Woke up remembering doctor’s orders


Against the consumption of delicious red meat





Dreaming of worms in the golden sunshine


Swimming around so happy and free


Woke up and thought to myself WTF?


I don’t even like to drink





Got up, smoked my corncob of flavored tobacco


Savoring but not inhaling the smoke


Thought where the hell did all my little pleasures go


Thank god I still have my diet Coke..





OFFTOWORK

My new "poem" about New Year's dreams of FORCED resolutions and things gone away?
DIET COKE! are you suicidal? Diet coke is a bi product from the production of stink bombs. It turns your spleen to polystyrene and makes you think you are a hamster.
Reply:Sounds like if you quit its going to be a tough few days
Reply:Yes, precisely as Penfold has said. Diet Cokes are the work of a force more evil than the Taliban.





I thought you quit smoking... Perhaps thats the explanation to the trippy dreams.
Reply:Get a grip Stooge you act like you been on Heroin for the past 12 years and have to write part two of "Naked Lunch".

















keep writing....


and you spelled Pork BBQ Sandwich and Ruben sandwich with extra thousand island dressing and Philly steak sandwich wrong.
Reply:i can totally relate to this poem.





you have the soul of a poet.
Reply:Ah! like it but I have to have the Hard Stuff-not Diet.
Reply:My friend fell asleep with spleef one time and woke up with his mattress on fire, no harm done to him but it taught him a lesson, I laughed at him, and he was offended. Am I bad?





Smoking stinks, so get baking, and give up the diet coke this is probably harmful too.





Fan of your works, hows the mahster? I mean, hamster?
Reply:At last a poem I understand.

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